Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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