Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Pooping to opera.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
