This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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