Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
how drunk are you?
Several
Why is there bacon in the couch?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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