The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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