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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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