i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Someone shattered a urinal.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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