Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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