I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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