Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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