there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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