My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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