Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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