Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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