Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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