you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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