you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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