marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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