Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.