your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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