it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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