I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
