SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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