Who wears a wallet chain?!
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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