I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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