me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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