Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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