i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She needs sedatives and a leash
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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