I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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