Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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