and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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