yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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