508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
