maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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