Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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