Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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