I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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