Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Did I show you my penis last night?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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