Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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