Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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