Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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