Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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