But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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