Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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