can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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