this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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