someone threw a dead crab at me
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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