You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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