3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Just pee around me
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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