take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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