Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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