I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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