no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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