So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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