the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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