you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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