If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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