Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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