no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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